Unbelievable! Harriet the hapless hedge hugger went and got herself stuck in the hedge fence again.
I know for a fact that it's the same daft ewe; she has the same markings and distinctive dreadlocks on her side.
(I have extensive files on on all the sheep.)
Now, a very dear friend of mine who sloped off to Australia to live assures me that merino sheep are bumping along the bottom of the sheep IQ barrel, but now I have proof! Coryton sheep are even stupider!! And no, I didn't find Harriet myself and insert her into the fence to take a picture.
Anyway, my implements (mmm) enabled her freedom and off she went.
And so, safe in the knowledge that Harriet has learnt her lesson, I am off to seek the snow in Austria....
You're right! You're right!
ReplyDeleteHarriet is not that bright.
If she also has dodgy knees
it'll be the excess manganese
that makes her memory go
whilst you are in the snow
so when you're all returned
we'll see if lesson really learned!
Oh, Bravo! Bravo!
DeleteChester's mum, I miss you!
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